The lottery.

I just went out about 10 minutes ago to buy a couple of "quick pic"s for the lottery drawing tomorrow night. The jackpot is a cool $310 million. So, about 2 of those minutes consisted of me walking down the street, paying the cashier and getting back to my apartment. The other eight were me being locked out of the building because the lock on the goddamn front door sucks, and my key being caught in the aforementioned shitty lock once I finally did get the door open.

All I'm saying is, I better win this goddamn lottery.

The good news is, black cherry Fresca is not disappointing.