Motherflipper.

I've had the same goddamn cold for over two weeks now. The worst part of it is that you're supposed to go to a doctor if you're sick for something like more than ten days, but it's fairly common knowledge that most colds are caused by viruses. Therefore, seeing my doctor about this would be a total waste of time, unless I have mumps or something (which I don't).

I spent all day on the couch yesterday eating calories (some of them not empty) and I feel just as crappy today, which is to say, pretty goddamn crappy.

Riddle me this -- I am one of the healthiest eaters I know and I walk at least 2 miles briskly everyday. Explain how everyone else got sick for 2 days and I got sick for 2 weeks.

I am too mad to list the food I ate. Though warming up a slice of pizza sounds pretty good right about now.

Edit: Jeez, Target brand foods are so cheap. This makes me moderately happy, but not enough to cancel out the fact that I've been sick for almost forever.