I am into champagne.

So, I've been reading this on the train:



90% of the time, when reading it, I'm thinking about:



So somehow, in my screwed up brain, the FLDS church relates to a sweet story about a couple of people that try to cheat on each other but fail. I'm sure I can make the connection, but I'm only on my second beer.

(Apologies to Carolyn Jessop. The book is really good so far.)