Waiting for a bus to come crashing into my office.

My day so far, in a nutshell:

1. Walk to Lechmere in annoying drizzle. Notice that train is leaving just as you're getting through the gate.


2. Wait 5 minutes in annoying drizzle for someone to pull the next train up.


3. Get on train, realize rubber piece for right earbud is missing. Realize you have 90 minutes of no entertainment ahead of you.


4. Get off at Government Center. Wait 40 minutes for a D train.


5. Stand until Reservoir listening to adults and children who don't understand the concept of "indoor voice."


6. Walk from Woodland to Walnut St. in a downpour. Almost get hit by car while crossing a crosswalk in front of the goddamn hospital. Again.


7. Get into work. Instantly feel sick upon breathing the air in the building.


8. Check voicemail. Some guy left 3 messages, all after 5pm, asking if you got his 20 page fax yesterday. He failed at sending the fax earlier this week, and he failed at sending it again yesterday.


9. Try to fax out application to potential client who requested one two days ago, only to find out that his fax machine is STILL turned off.


10. Sit directly under air conditioner freezing to death because you have no dry clothing on you.


11. Everything on the Internet is about that insufferable Sarah Palin.
    
    Scream, cry and pull your hair out, wondering if the FedEx guy will stop by today to drop off your meager paycheck because you didn't get your stipend this month.


12. Burst into tears again as you realize there's a home game tonight and you're going to have to spend another one of your evenings surrounded by obnoxious Red Sox fans who don't know how to use a motherfucking train.