Moving!

Update! Teeth is amazing, hilarious and full of innuendo. And severed dicks; there are just enough severed dicks. I highly recommend it. It is definitely a black comedy and not scary at all (unless you have a penis, I guess. Or you're trying to fist one of your patients).

I have four impacted wisdom teeth, but no cavities! I guess this is a good thing, because I was running out of percocet.





First Brad Renfro and now Heath Ledger. What the hell, world? Why can't shitty people with no talent die instead? I'm not going to use this opportunity to take a jab at some worthless celebrity, because I am legitimately upset that two actors I grew up with are dead now. I guess that's another reason to see the new Batman, eh?

In other news, I'm going to see Teeth tonight!



After I go to the dentist! Seriously!

And I have an apartment in Cambridge now. I get to move in as soon as this weekend.

I love it when people call the media out on their shit!

An e-mailer named Tiffany responded sarcastically: "Duh, I'm a black woman and here I am at the voting booth. Duh, since I'm illiterate I'll pull down the lever for someone. Hm... Well, he black so I may vote for him... oh wait she a woman I may vote for her... What Ise gon' do? Oh lordy!"

Tiffany urged CNN to "pull this racist crap off" the Web site and to stop calling Hillary the "top female candidate."

"Stop calling Barack the "Black" candidate," she wrote.

Somebody buy this woman a drink!

4 months, 3 weeks and 2 days looks really cool, and is apparently coming out on Friday.