Mmm. Zesty.

Dear World,

Please stop marketing yogurt with attributes it has always had and then making such a big deal about it that people believe that calcium in yogurt is a such a novel idea. "We dropped the fat content, but kept all the vitamins!" OH MY GOD I'M SO EXITED I THINK I PISSED MYSELF.

Thanks!
Erin Explosion

Boy am I glad this week is over. I've been overreacting and weepy and stressed all week. I think I need a higher dose of Wellbutrin. Too bad my company lied to me about when I would be eligible for insurance (and I won't even get into the serious, upsetting work drama that's been going on around lately). I guess being able to see a competent dentist and getting my wisdom teeth out would improve my morale considerably.

On the plus side, I bought Zesty Taco/Chipotle Ranch Doritos to make myself feel better about my shitty ass commute home today. Now if only they made bags of just Zesty Taco.. well, I'd probably weigh about 200 pounds. At any rate, I'm planning on parking my ass on the couch this weekend and watching as much Battlestar Galactica as Netflix will send me. I really need the downtime.