What isn't younger than John McCain?

You cannot convince me that Imogen Heap's "Hide and Seek" is not about me and Dan Metthe.

Dear Democrats: Stop dragging out your damn primary. I stopped giving a crap at least a month ago.

Old (hurr hurr) news, but here are some things that are younger than John McCain. My dad got a good laugh out of it this afternoon.

Three day weekend. I seriously need this. What a horribly stressful month this has been!