Step 4: Punch BLEAARRGGHH in the face.

Well, my manager sent out this hugely condescending mass email to make himself feel important. The mass email commands us to document something incredibly pointless that serves our business no purpose whatsoever. So I wrote out a huge note in Sharpie detailing everything he wants me (and every other person at my level) to do and pasted it to my wall.

Step four is to punch my manager in the face! My morale has never been higher!

Actually, I think the only thing that's keeping me from tearing my hair out is the fact that I'm finally getting my hair cut on Saturday afternoon. Work (drama) stress has not let up, but unfortunately, it might next Monday (yes, unfortunately). Also, I forgot my sister's birthday and I am therefore a horrible person. Argh.