I really need a new job. One I can walk to.
Riders of the MBTA, please stop eating on the train. It looks disgusting, and 99% of the time it also smells disgusting. It's like Angela Chase said: "I mean, if you stop to think about, like, chewing. What it really is. How people just do it. Like, in public." I wouldn't wave my socks in your face or clip my nails on the train, so why would you ever subject me to the hideous smell of your McDonalds breakfast?
Additionally, who the hell eats food without washing their hands first? ESPECIALLY if you've touched any surface on a train? Okay, I'll cut you a break. No eating anything that requires a utensil or anything that is not already bite-sized or cannot be torn into small bites. And nothing that makes a smell, period. Giant sandwich? Not cool. Cereal with milk? Nauseating. Muffin? Fine as long as you don't faceplant into it.
If you follow these simple rules, you too could one day be the perfect commuter.
Next lesson: figuring out if other people can hear your music despite the fact that you are using earbuds.
Additionally, who the hell eats food without washing their hands first? ESPECIALLY if you've touched any surface on a train? Okay, I'll cut you a break. No eating anything that requires a utensil or anything that is not already bite-sized or cannot be torn into small bites. And nothing that makes a smell, period. Giant sandwich? Not cool. Cereal with milk? Nauseating. Muffin? Fine as long as you don't faceplant into it.
If you follow these simple rules, you too could one day be the perfect commuter.
Next lesson: figuring out if other people can hear your music despite the fact that you are using earbuds.
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