so where's my moral parallel?
I finally called Emerson to be taken off their mailing list. Hopefully they'll honor that request.
In related news, I got around to changing my address about a month ago, but for some reason some of my mail is still getting delivered to my parents' house. This includes mail that is actually kind of important, like credit card statements. I really don't care if catalogs don't make their way to my apartment.
The Bush administration believes that many forms are birth control are tantamount to abortion. I haven't heard such bullshit since Catholic school's "every sex act must be open to the possibility of conception." Which, y'know, is a really lame-ass argument against birth control, because everything has a failure rate including sterilization.
Anyway, apparently I've had like a million abortions at this point. Even though it's a well-known fact that hormonal birth control and plan B are not abortificants and people only call them that because they want to punish women for enjoying sex (no one yells at men for using condoms). I wonder how many "abortions" George W. Bush has been responsible for! It's not a big deal to me, morally speaking. Hell, I think women should be able to throw colicky babies out a 5th floor window because if that isn't cause for temporary insanity, what is?
Not all life is sacred, dammit. Not even George W. Bush believes that, because he's currently using the Zapp Brannigan method of fighting a war: sending wave after wave of his own men at the killbots until they reach their pre-programmed kill limit and shut down. Terrists are the same thing as killbots, right?
And an FYI: the coathanger was real.
In related news, I got around to changing my address about a month ago, but for some reason some of my mail is still getting delivered to my parents' house. This includes mail that is actually kind of important, like credit card statements. I really don't care if catalogs don't make their way to my apartment.
The Bush administration believes that many forms are birth control are tantamount to abortion. I haven't heard such bullshit since Catholic school's "every sex act must be open to the possibility of conception." Which, y'know, is a really lame-ass argument against birth control, because everything has a failure rate including sterilization.
Anyway, apparently I've had like a million abortions at this point. Even though it's a well-known fact that hormonal birth control and plan B are not abortificants and people only call them that because they want to punish women for enjoying sex (no one yells at men for using condoms). I wonder how many "abortions" George W. Bush has been responsible for! It's not a big deal to me, morally speaking. Hell, I think women should be able to throw colicky babies out a 5th floor window because if that isn't cause for temporary insanity, what is?
Not all life is sacred, dammit. Not even George W. Bush believes that, because he's currently using the Zapp Brannigan method of fighting a war: sending wave after wave of his own men at the killbots until they reach their pre-programmed kill limit and shut down. Terrists are the same thing as killbots, right?
And an FYI: the coathanger was real.
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I just wish that Barbara and George H.W. had used a condom or a coat hangar, just once.
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